What kind of pokemon is this?
an electric toothbrush
For the love of god turn the sound on
me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés
me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage
me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of HospitalityI’m gonna keep saying it: sparkling water is Angry Water and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life
Sparkling water is like sprite except instead of sugar they use hatred and sadness
House intruders (don’t call the police)
Let them in
This planet is filled with endless beauty, let’s do our part to protect it. 🌸 😽🌎
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